Ahhh, who can resist the smiles of the 2 lovely ladies at Yanks - Carla Senior and Carla Junior? Or, as we like to call them "Carla Squared".

Carla Sr.:
The senior of the 2 ladies, Carla drives a 1963 powder blue, rag-top Corvette. She graduated from Yale with her Doctorate in Italian Family Psychology. She now spends much of her time counselling locals and tourists at the bar! Though her ambitions are very diverse, her number one ambition in life is to marry a wealthy bar owner with very skinny legs (keep your fingers crossed). She was awarded the National Customer Service Award in '98 and is a big reason for Yank's success.

Carla Jr.:
Though she does not have the wealth of experience that Carla Sr. has, Junior makes up for it with spunk and moxy (what the hell is moxy, anyway?). Carla attends NYU on a part-time basis and is studying to become a professional wrestler. Her biggest ambition in life is to become a roadie for The Paul Antonio Band. When she's not working you will find Carla at the Library or volunteering at a local animal shelter. Men flock from all over Southern Ontario and Upper New York State to be served by the lovely Carla Jr. and this is the main reason why she is the highest paid waitperson in North America.

So, stop by Yanks for a drink and a pie and be among the thousands of visitors who come in just to sit and gauk at these 2 beautiful young ladies!