Number 34 on his jersey, number 1 in our hearts. This self-proclaimed all-star running back still holds the N.F.C.V.I. school record for the most yards in a single season by an Italian running back named Lou. Lou, or as his friends like to call him, Lou, played his College football at the University of Southern California and was awarded the Hesiman Trophy in 1988. Though, legend has it that the award was eventually given to Barry Sanders when Lou was unable to acquire his final 3 credits. True story!

When he's not tending bar at Yanks, Lou can usually be found surfin' the Net for porn or watching channels 594 to 598 on the dish. He's still single, but says that he plans to marry "when hitting on other guy's girlfriends at the bar starts to get boring" or when he actually "gets tired of sitting around talkin' 'bout his Glory Days". I know, neither are likely to ever occur in our lifetimes. But, stranger things have happened - the Eagles reunited, Michael Jackson married, and Woody went to College!

Lou is currently in therapy trying to deal with the fact that he is considered, by many, to be the second best running back in N.F.C.V.I. history that wore the #34 - I think the other guys name was Phil something. (Click here to see a picture of Lou in his Glory Days).