Once upon a time in a far off galaxy a baby named Woody was born. Woody roamed the galaxy throughout his childhood trying to find his place, but to no avail. Woody decided to venture to earth where he applied for a job as a bar-back. The rest, as we like to say, is history.

Today Woody makes his living as a bar-back at Yanks, but few realize that he is actually a world renown porn king. He even won an award in 2001 for his stunning performance in "Dude, Where's My Condom". In his spare time Woody likes to the count the blades of grass in his backyard and giving cute pet names to all of the voices in his head.

If you're in the neighbourhood stop by Yanks and have a beer. The little guy that picks up your glass before you actually finish your drink....that's Woody!